Score: 9

"How the "Backdoor Boys" got their name"

submission: Backstreet Boy Dress-Up

date: January 19, 2002

Which Backstreet Boy? Honestly, I couldn't tell these little bastards apart to save my life, but does it really matter? Wade's trademark humor is much in evidence here, and this doll gets top marks for style and humor in my book! I especially like the revelation about that telltale bulge! Good stuff.

Score: 9

"A Clockwork Masterpiece"

submission: a goldiclock orange

date: January 18, 2002

I must say that I was quite pleasantly surprised by the outstanding quality of this entry. The impressive scope of this movie shows what can be done by a clever Flash designer. I was particularly impressed by the meticulous detail of the milkbar's interior. This is my first introduction to the world of the Clock Crew, but you can be assured that I will soon become familiar with the films on both sides of this debate. Well done, Emkaah.

Score: 8

"My pick for sexiest Britney doll."

submission: Brittany Spearse Dress-up

date: January 16, 2002

This doll rates my all-around best rating for a Britney. Why? One word: Accessories! Top marks for style are earned by the belly chain and very hot nipple clamps, as well as for the optional tattoos. What the game lacks in snazzy backgrounds, et al. is made up for in imaginative, well-executed outfits and those fabulous accessories! I'd like to see the Badboys try other dolls.

Score: 8

"Cute dog, cute owner, win-win situation..."

submission: Phoebe has to pee

date: January 16, 2002

...except perhaps for "Mommy"'s hardwood floor! I found this animation, like all of your films, short, sweet, and to the point. And there's something to be said for that. I would have liked to see a bit of interactivity on this, actually; maybe give Phoebe a chance to take her revenge, kitty-style, by tearing up the couch. (Ha) Anyhow, Phoebe's a cute little critter and has definite spinoff potential.

Score: 9

"Angry, boozy Johnny rips "normal" a new one!"

submission: Think Johnny's Normal?

date: January 16, 2002

Good stuff! I literally laughed out loud at Johnny's tearful, fly-ridden goodbye to his girlfriend, not to mention the "female hormone" reaction! The additional "I'm normal!" was great too.

And, really, what *is* normal, anyway? Would any of us here on NG make the cut? I know I wouldn't!

Fun for the whole dysfunctional family.

Score: 8

"Short and sweet is right!"

submission: girl pops out of a cake

date: January 16, 2002

Like the girl, like the dance, like the voice! IMHO, the only thing that would improve it would be a bit of music to liven it up (but not the Happy Birthday song, that's copyrighted! Eek!) It'd be nice to see the cake girl in other movies, maybe that new dress-up?

Score: 7

"Sanri-oh no she didn't!"

submission: Goodbye Kitty Part I

date: January 14, 2002

Awwww! Although I am a Sanrio fan, I have to acknowledge the humor in this movie. I actually think it'd be even better interactive-style, as an Assassin feature, like the Pokemon one, with different characters. Keep up the fun features!

Score: 9

"Sleepy, Accident-Prone Dude"

submission: Don't Wake Sleepydude!

date: January 14, 2002

I really enjoyed this game. I thought the mouse was easily the funniest part of it, especially the sad little "All gone!" My only complaint is that, on occasion, the game seemed to be "confused" about which item I had clicked on (for instance, removing a cushion while I tried to shave sleepydude.) However, I know nothing about flash so I really can't suggest anything! (Sorry) Overall, an enjoyable, silly game.

Score: 8

"The triumphant return of Mrs. Miller"

submission: Mrs. Miller kills Nirvana

date: January 14, 2002

I'm glad I watched the two "Mrs. Miller" movies in order, as the improvement over the first is readily apparent. I very much liked the glimpse into Mrs. Miller's (unrequited?) love for the big-haired young gentleman in her dreams. My vote for next film would be "Got to Get You Into My Life" for more on the topic. Heh.

Score: 9

"Clever, sexy fun!"

submission: Dress up Danielle!

date: January 11, 2002

Thanks for a fresh, clever approach to the dress-up with a cute gal and nicely drawn clothes. My only small gripe is the limited selection of outfits, but you get maximum style points for the existing ensembles and especially for her little dance and wink. Naughty, nice, lots of fun. Sure, you get the occasional slap and lash, but some of us like it that way!